Through years of corporate implementation, we have become masters of thinking within the box. To that end, we have constructed many layers of bureaucracy to ensure an unmatched level of corporate quality. Our entire culture reflects this, and it is a mission we all take seriously. In fact, we require all employees to look serious 100% of the time.
To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.
- William Shakespeare